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Quotes Tagged 'cs lounge'

• #181 Up ↑ -1/11 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 19:20

  Roger | I smell pasta.
  Sean  | You smell possum?
  Roger | Yea... I smell possum.
  Matt  | I heard possum too.
  Sean  | My possum sense is tingling.

  TAGS: possum pasta sense Roger Matt Sean cs lounge

• #180 Up ↑ 17/19 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:46

  Glen: There are two scales when you rate girls: the regular scale and the Glen scale. The Glen scale is whatever the girl's rank is divided by 2, then add 1 point per every two shots you've taken.
  

  TAGS: girls Glen cs lounge

• #179 Up ↑ 9/13 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:45

  David: I bleached the Asian away
  David: It's like the Crest whitening strips, except they take the yellow out of your skin instead of your teeth

  TAGS: David cs lounge

• #178 Up ↑ -2/12 Down ↓ 2013-01-28 17:43

  George: "I have the strangest boner right now..."
  Roger: "So he pats you on the shoulder and you have the strangest boner..."
  George: "For the record I was just kidding."
  

  TAGS: cs lounge George Roger